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• Asked to give up my washing machine at launderette by a guy who was "in a hurry." Um, no. I haven't dragged my clothes down here for nothing >> 16 hours ago
• @ExplodingDragon I dare you. >> 2012/02/03
• Chuck Norris approves of my new haircut. http://t.co/We0O8V7r >> 2012/02/03