Disclaimer: I don’t actually own a real taser. They’ve been illegal in the UK since 1997.
If you’ve received a card from me, want to know why there’s a bunch of tasers on it as opposed to the traditional Christmas/New Year’s greetings, and/or are just generally wondering why I talk about tasers so much, this should hopefully help to explain why.
Everyone has their own little ‘thing’ online. Mine happens to be virtually tasering people when they annoy me/do something stupid/are generally in need of a few electric shocks.
So, if you receive a tasering on a website, one thing is certain: the Rammi is displeased.