Note: If you want to add me on Facebook, go to http://facebook.com/Rammi

I have two accounts on Facebook. One for the people I actually talk to and online friends, and another for the people I know in real life but don’t really speak to (you know, the people who add me because they worked with/went to school with me once upon a time).
Facebook has a “feature” whereby they randomly tell you to reconnect with people you haven’t recently talked to on there. It fails to account for the reasons why you don’t talk to them, however. I keep on being asked to say hello to Hedwig Potter. I really don’t want to talk to a dead owl, if you don’t mind.

Recently, it’s been bugging me to talk to this person:

Um, I appreciate the help, Facebook, but I need to talk less to myself, not more.