Sometimes I write things that aren’t so crap. Here are some highlights!

• (Irrational) Michael Bublé hatred. Where I rant about how much “the bubbly” annoys me.
• 200 Words A short 200 word story about writing.
• A rant about mummy bloggers. I, er… Complain about mummy bloggers.
• A Rathergood Exercise in Love Extracts from the end of Rathergood newsletters where Joel Veitch creepily proclaims his love.
• An open letter to the characters inside my head. Because the fictional voices talking to me won’t shut up.
• Bleeding Nail An improvement on Leona Lewis’s Bleeding Love.
• Blog titles. The main reason this blog is still nameless.
• Blogs and consciousness. Every day with NaBloPoMo.
• Books from my childhood. Fictional characters never aging and Annie Dalton love.
• Brainstorming session. I AM NOT A HIPSTER!
• Celebrity etiquette? Because I never know how to act when I see someone off the telly.
• Christmas decorations. I have severe envy when it comes to lights around the holiday season.
• Confessions of a Shopaholic Hater I hate the Sophie Kinsella books. There, I said it.
• Daily Confession: I don’t use RSS, and probably never will. It’s not that it sucks, I just hate seeing unread items.
• Deadlines I have… Issues sticking to deadlines.
• Drafts I overthink blog posts too much.
• Examine Examining the 200 word challenge.
• Gadgets hate me. A look into my history of owning gadgets.
• Gamu Nhengu and immigration An essay about X Factor… Um, I mean the UK immigration system. Yeah.
• Goodbye, Vox. Saying farewell to the blogging service I used for over 4 years.
• GTFO. A letter telling close friends to avoid reading this blog.
• Home? I’m confused about where I live.
• Honest Scrap
• I didn’t think this through.
• I hate buying people presents.
• I Hate Other People’s Kids
• I hate youth politics.
• I love…
• I was not made for long distances.
• I wish I was creative.
• I’ll never like exercise. Deal with it.
• IComLeavWe
• Ideas
• I’m not meeting you at that train station.
• I’m not that picky about where I live.
• January’s here!
• Laziness
• Literal Friend
• LiveJournal and Vox
• MacBooks are evil.
• Merry (Hipster) Christmas
• Merry Christmas
• My friends can be idiots.
• My Thai Homecoming Visit
• NaBloPoMo November
• Nerding Beyoncé (a @ShinyShiny “challenge”).
• No bath sets, please.
• No Trousers Tube Ride (No Pants Subway Ride): 2011
• Nostalgia.
• November = the month of stupid acronyms
• Obsessive Fans
• Old microwaves do it better. I own too many goddamn microwaves.
• Online banking.
• Oops.
• Places you’ve never been.
• Please don’t ask me for directions.
• Politics by photos (like painting by numbers)
• Poppies and cream puffs for #Maddie
• Public transport gripes.
• Purely for NaBloPoMo
• QotD: Kids & Social Networking My views on kids being allowed to use the internet unsupervised.
• Relevant blog spam
• Rickrolling “Maude Clare”
• Scraping the Barrel
• Song lyrics as status updates.
• Sparklies.
• Stairs.
• T-shirts are my obsession on fabric.
• Tags and categories
• The 30 Day Song Challenge
• The Dad Drinking Game
• The lazy fan
• There is no reason!
• Things found down the back of my sofa.
• This is a minimalist post.
• TNT Magazine readers need to wake up earlier.
• Train journey train journey train journey.
• Twilight causes me to feel immense chagrin.
• Waste
• Weird celebrity crushes.
• What Plurk Has Taught Me: Part 1
• What Plurk has Taught Me: Part 2
• Whoops.
• Why Age Shouldn’t Matter Mostly me not finding it weird to have lots of internet friends who are different ages from me.
• Why I like the internet. Rambling stuff on the internet giving our words immortality.
• Why most of my friends know each other. I get distracted and put my friends in group conversations.
• Wispa Gold Doing my bit to creep out Ross Farquhar, the brand manager of Wispa Gold.
• “If the Tablet was a human, what would its favourite pizza be?” (a @ShinyShiny “challenge”). An in-depth analysis into the then unreleased iPad’s food preferences – it’s possibly the best thing I’ve ever written, as sad as that may sound.
• “What would you like to eat/drink?” Because I am apathetic about choosing food.